Mastery of the English Language

Please pardon my bulging belt.

My 9th grade English teacher would have been very impressed with that sentence.  Look at all that alliteration.  That's right, Ms. Park, I remember that word.

Anyway, back to the belt that stretched around my waist like an athlete before the big race.

I ate too much Texas barbeque today.  And the peach cobbler was self-serve.  Wonder why they bother putting all those peaches in there, anyway?

I may need to do some more of these stairs so my skirt isn't quite so tight.