I wish that I could think "If I DON'T eat lunch today, I'll just save some calories!"
But I won't...because there are two dozen Krispy Kreme donuts sitting in the breakroom that I will DEVOUR if given the chance and half (or 1/4) an excuse.
Perhaps I should skip lunch after all...Mmmm, donuts.
Speaking of donuts, do you spell them:
DONUTS? or DOUGHNUTS?
Because I can't stand the stores that spell them properly...like DOUGH-nut.
Where's the "nut" part come from anyway?