Things you can do to make yourself feel better when you're down:
1. Eat a giant cheeseburger from Texas Burger.
2. Eat every season fry on your plate except two, and then scoff at your friend who puts your trash on top of them. I was going to eat those!
3. Follow your meal up with a grande caramel macchiato.
4. Unbutton your pants once you get back to work, and breathe a sigh of relief...because you actually can breathe again.
Things you shouldn't do after lecturing yourself that you need to start working out again:
1. Eat a giant cheeseburger from Texas Burger.
2. Eat every season fry on your plate except two, and then scoff at your friend who puts your trash on top of them. I was going to eat those!
3. Follow your meal up with a grande caramel macchiato.
4. Unbutton your pants once you get back to work, and breathe a sigh of relief...because you actually can breathe again.
I whine every day about how I need to lose the chud. And then I shovel in more chocolate. It's awful.
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Haha, great post. And now I'm hungry :)
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Things to put on after eating a giant cheeseburger: jewelry! It still fits! Woo hoo!
ReplyDeleteYou only live once, so eating cheeseburgers is always a-ok in my book.