Wednesday, February 9, 2011

Feels Good Until the End




Things you can do to make yourself feel better when you're down:

1.  Eat a giant cheeseburger from Texas Burger.
2.  Eat every season fry on your plate except two, and then scoff at your friend who puts your trash on top of them.  I was going to eat those!
3.  Follow your meal up with a grande caramel macchiato.
4.  Unbutton your pants once you get back to work, and breathe a sigh of relief...because you actually can breathe again.

Things you shouldn't do after lecturing yourself that you need to start working out again:

1. Eat a giant cheeseburger from Texas Burger.
2. Eat every season fry on your plate except two, and then scoff at your friend who puts your trash on top of them. I was going to eat those!
3. Follow your meal up with a grande caramel macchiato.
4. Unbutton your pants once you get back to work, and breathe a sigh of relief...because you actually can breathe again.



6 comments:

  1. I whine every day about how I need to lose the chud. And then I shovel in more chocolate. It's awful.

    You look awesome in the stripes and pink! I love this outfit on you!

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  2. hahahahaha, loved this post- so funny!! Pink is great on you too!

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  3. Too funny. You are so cute--love your bundled up look!

    Melanie@Unravelled Threads
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  4. Haha, great post. And now I'm hungry :)
    Those earmuffs are so cute!

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  5. Things to put on after eating a giant cheeseburger: jewelry! It still fits! Woo hoo!

    You only live once, so eating cheeseburgers is always a-ok in my book.

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