Evened Out

I had such a great weekend with friends, and of course I took no pictures.  I ate way too much fried food, and drank way too much alcohol, but I made it to church yesterday, so I'd say it's all balanced out.  At least it was until I ate about 14 onion rings at lunch today.  And two cups of Ranch dressing. 

But I've only had water the rest of the day. 

That's a lie.  I'm drinking a Big Red as I'm typing this.  But it's Diet, so I'm pretty sure that counts as water.

Next time I mention not being able to lose weight, please remind me of that sentence.