I've never owned spurs

I live in West Texas.

I don’t ride a horse to work.

I do own cowboy boots.

I wear them occasionally.

I’ve been to a few rodeos, but I’ve never actually participated in one. (I did meet George Strait at a rodeo in my hometown.)

I don’t own a cowboy hat these days.

If I did, I wouldn’t wear it to work.

But I will wear my boots to the office.

Because of course I work in oil and gas.

I told you I live in West Texas, right?