Kim: “It does look good.”
Sales girl: “Yes, it looks great on curvy girls!”
No one has ever described me as a “curvy girl” before. The way I see it, there are two interpretations of this description.
1. As a compliment, as in Baby Got Back!-chanting, Beyonce-wriggling, Sir-Mix-A-Lot –shaking, Kim Kardashian-inspired, Joan Holloway-strutting BOOTY and BOOBS.
I don’t know if you can tell this, but I ain’t got much of either.
2. As a very nice way to describe a little too much junk in the trunk, a few extra pounds here and there, but you have a nice looking face, and it’s a lot like the way you describe the little two-bedroom fixer-upper in the old neighborhood as “cozy”.
I decided to buy this lovely blouse instead.